GEEK IN THE PINK STUCK IN MY HEAD NONONONO
On turntable with really old friends playing really old music and i can’t stop dancing
hi i feel a little better now.
Going to see a really girly movie and probably eat my weight in something cool bye.
my uterus is angryyyy and i want smores and pretzels and peanuts and pineapple and ALL THE JUNK FOOD
and painkillers.
(Source: happyendingsdrama)
okay ill get up and go to the gym now
my nose
is so
sunburned
why does this always happen. everything else is three shades darker.
I’m like a perpetual rudolph during the summer
Major beach foul. @cool_cat_ceo @amytburns @jasmine_mariaaa (Taken with instagram)
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
just saw this shit on the news. WAT.





